gentlemanbones:

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

kaen-ace-of-diamonds:

catilinas:

agamemnon was killed with a sword vs agamemnon was killed with an axe…… neither of these are correct. the only source i trust is this etruscan funerary urn where agamemnon is killed by clytemnestra bashing him on the head with a chair

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sparrow-va:

wizzard890:

pyrrhiccomedy:

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it’s such a bummer that he’s decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are…… noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

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(via @dragonprincessmew )

dysaniadisorder:

epilepticsaints:

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[ID: A music sheet filled with nothing but pauses. It is titled and subtitled; “Forgetting - Good fucking job, you forgot your instrument at home”. The instructions above the bars read; “Awkwardly stare the audience in the eyes, silently”. end ID]

delishdessert:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

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where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

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this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

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I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

mandyseley:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

Drawing of 3 rats all saying the word "yearning" over and overALT
Three rats looking at each other in confusion, a word bubble from off-panel asking "FOR WHAT?"ALT
Three rats excitedly pushing at each other and repeatedly shouting "YEARNING" much louderALT

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat

googlepliers:

Happy 21st of September!

tikkunolamorgtfo:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

I watched this without sound and it was just so happy and joyful I knew it could only get better with the music

And I was right

(source: Jisoo Yu & David Hart from UNC Moonlight Dance Crew)

the-tired-tenor:

mamoru:

mamoru:

mamoru:

holy shit the new unity pricing plan

talesfromtheborderlands 41m ago cannot imagine what it must feel like to be several years into a unity project right now and get this news. WowALT

if I understand correctly…

  • developers have to pay a fee per install
  • even if the game is pirated
  • even if they started development years ago

but does this mean one machine installing a thousand times costs money? does this mean currently released unity games have to pay as well? is there any clause for what happens if the installs are done as a malicious campaign, or does this just give unity a blank check to bankrupt any developer they want if they set up a rack of machines doing malicious uninstalls and installs?

cult of the lamb is deleting their game entirely on january 1st 2024 in response to the unity fees. if you want this game buy it now

Buy Cult of the Lamb now, cause we're deleting it on Jan 1st. 😘 https://t.co/nSWg9DP0sh  — Cult of the Lamb 💅 🌈 (@cultofthelamb) September 12, 2023ALT

What

And I cannot stress this enough

The FUCK????

frodomyprecious:

cryoverkiltmilk:

dykerory:

cunt dykeula. is this anything.

Japanese stage play ‘Dracula: The Musical’ with its all-female cast. In particular, Wao Yoka as Dracula.

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She is serving.

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lesbianaglaya:

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now

my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us