i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego
Mann vs. Wilde.
Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.
Give it to me.
american sex ed
"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"
i feel like way too many ppl on tumblr forget that homophobia is a thing or something
while u were protecting demiromantic lithosexuals at all costs ppl are still being killed for being gay fyi
Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.
burns for hours and it looks beautiful.
I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log
and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.
Checklist of things to do at a party:
✔ Recite the elements
✔ Look good while doing it
why are glue sticks round when almost everything we use them for is square
next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government
Rise and shine, Your Highness.