fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

shakespeaker:

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s…

onamelancholyhill:

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

and I was talking about tea ♥

heatherinthegardn:

toxixpumpkin:

"Implied Sexual Content"

Get that weak ass shit out of here I want full on dick bumping not the ghost of gay sex past

Basically

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"

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hellasensitive:

i feel like way too many ppl on tumblr forget that homophobia is a thing or something

while u were protecting demiromantic lithosexuals at all costs ppl are still being killed for being gay fyi

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

the-tricksters-neophyte:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire long

but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log

Here’s how to make a Swedish fire log for those who are curious

and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.

Checklist of things to do at a party:
 Dance
 Recite the elements
✔ Look good while doing it

gavinnfree:

why are glue sticks round when almost everything we use them for is square

transaervania:

next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government