thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

fancyadance:

Doors around the World

Montmartre, Paris

Burano, Italy

Japan

Beijing, China

Rabat, Morocco

Bali, Indonesia

Sardinia, Italy

Shanghai, China

more

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

asshaiishadowbinder:

Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Cast

dantesbooty:

The Last Of Us: One Night Live.

I can buy you some time, but you have to run.

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

kissthulu:

mtchstrr:

We all have that one person who helps keep us grounded.

And sometimes we swap positions.

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

art-of-swords:

Rapier Sword

  • Dated: 1546
  • Culture: Italian
  • Measurements: overall length 127 cm. Blade length 112 cm
  • Inscription: engraved in the central fuller with: “X Mediolanum X” for ancient Milan, and on the other side with the date: “X AN. 1546 X”. Chiseled decoration on the Cross-guard, the rain guard and the pommel

The pommel, as well as the cross- and the rain-guard are decorated with a chiseled pattern. The cross-guard is curved and the handle still bears its original leather mount. The central fuller is engraved with the place of origin on one side: "X Mediolanum X", which stand for the ancient Milan and the date on the other side: "X AN. 1546 X". The sword is in great condition considering its age.

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… its too early for this bullshit.


-- Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

akisenpais:

the women are the strong ones, truly.